Uday walks on two legs

It's hard to judge by this photo, but when Uday stands upright he is probably three feet tall or so.

Also, he tends to get his paws stuck in my Mac Pro. Then he whines when he can't get out. Silly Uday.

Uday becomes a morphball

Uday goes in to morphball mode so that he can fit through tight crevices. (That is a Metroid joke for those of you who don't get it.) ... (Metroid is an old Nintendo game.)

Uday enjoys his ottoman

Uday rocks the ottoman while ignoring the TV. I like to think that he believes it is a magical ottoman that can fly him away to fancy lands.

Uday has massive eyeballs

Look at the size of Uday's peepers. What better to see you with my darling.

Uday enjoys Entertainment Weekly

He wanted to go see Observe and Report, but his fake I.D. just didn't stand up.

(He's a big Anna Farris fan.)

Uday eats my shorts

Uday loves the taste of cargo shorts. It tastes like victory.

Uday's disjointed head

For some reason it looks like Uday's head isn't really attached to his body in this photo. Like it is photoshopped. My cat is a living photoshop.