Uday becomes a morphball

Uday goes in to morphball mode so that he can fit through tight crevices. (That is a Metroid joke for those of you who don't get it.) ... (Metroid is an old Nintendo game.)

Uday has massive eyeballs

Look at the size of Uday's peepers. What better to see you with my darling.

Uday enjoys Entertainment Weekly

He wanted to go see Observe and Report, but his fake I.D. just didn't stand up.

(He's a big Anna Farris fan.)

Uday cares not for Lost

I was watching Lost, but Uday would rather watch the back of his eyelids.

He was a fan up until season 3, then he got too confused. (I think he liked Eko.)